Monday, March 28, 2011
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Lifeis announces the launch of its new ‘SPEED’ plan & website www.Lifeisspeed.com
Lifeis World Enterprises Pvt. Ltd., India (“Lifeis”) today announced the launch of its new business plan ‘THE SPEED PLAN’ and its website www.lifeisspeed.com on March 14, 2011. The launch took place at the upscale corporate office in Bangalore - company leaders, top distributor leaders, network members and prospects from all over India, predominantly from the South, attended this event and celebrated this milestone in Lifeis history.
Since its launch in October 2010, Lifeis has established a special place in the INR 3,300+ crores direct selling industry. The Lifeis business is a low risk, low start-up cost business opportunity that is open to everyone. It provides a flexible opportunity to build business through marketing of products and building a network of other people who are engaged in the same activities.
The Lifeis ‘SPEED PLAN’ is poised to become one of the Strongest Compensations plans in the Industry with Multiple Ways to Earn Daily, Weekly, Monthly & Lifetime Income! It combines the attractiveness of Speed Binary & the long-term income from Unilevel to offer one of the most rewarding plans today in the direct selling industry.
With a low investment of just Rs. 2099/-, one has the opportunity to enjoy great products and have the potential to earn 25,00,000 and more per week and win many more rich rewards
Along with this new plan, the company is also introducing three new revolutionary products – Two in the every growing Nutrition and Health Care segment and One in the Environment Friendly product segment:
Þ Rice Bran & Germ Oil Capsules
For the first time in India, a capsule formulated with the goodness of world’s two most POWERFUL Oils: Rice Bran and Germ Oil. Packed with over 100 Anti-Oxidants, Proteins, Vitamins, Omega 3 & 6 for the total health & fitness needs of our body. It is good for the heart, skin, brain, and over health.
Þ 2-in-1 Soy Protein and Whey Protein Powder
A great tasting Instant beverage mix with the power of 2 – Soy & Whey Proteins. A first of its kind combination being introduced in the Indian market.
Þ Extra Strong Gas Saver
Helping saver upto 41%, this gas save is one of the most robust in terms of design, material and performance.
Looking ahead, the company plans to offer more revolutionary products that suit various market segments.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Ma Tongue Piercing!
Inspired by some wierd hotness, I decided I wanted to get my tongue pierced. I was in Jakarta then in 2009, when this idea first struck my head. WHY WHY WHY god..what was I thinking man!!..I asked couple of my friends who had done it, and researched for like days, just to ensure I m super prepared before i take the final plunge! It looked like all WOOWWWW then.
But like they say, you can never be fucking prepared. It looked all rosy, when I walked into the piercing shop. The girl on the other side of the counter, displayed different designs to me, and I immediately knew my pick.
She took it in her hand, and suggested we should do a bigger size for me. I didnt argue, well its not like I knew anything more than what I had seen on the internet.. LOL.. So I was just going by the so called expert advice at the shop.
She said it wouldnt hurt much. Well, pretty much what my friends had told me. It didnt ease my mental pain any bit, but I was tooo convinced it wouldnt be THAT bad. She applied the sanitizer, and started piercing my tongue. FUCKKKKK YOUUU it DOESNT PAIN...It PAINSS like a motherfucking bitch dude!! She put it in and closed it. WoAHHHHHH what a fucking relieve..
Waitt nott reallyyyy..the REAL torture starts now!! So, the size was way bigger than what my mouth could handle. It WOULDNT just close..my mouth freaking not closee...Each time I would try..It would pain like a I wanna die..tears rollinggggggg down my eyess..my tongueeeee bleeeddddinggg like a river flowwing in full force..
I was not even able to talk..like utterrrr a wordd...And whore sat there looking at my face. After struggling for 10 mins, I managed to get hold of of a paper and pen and write down..REMOVE IT NOW. To which she says.."im sorrryyy mam you need to wait for two days.."
TWOOOOOOO daysss are you freaking kidding me..fucking im not able close my mouth for like 2 secs..i waa bleedddinnggg and bleeeding more..feeeeelliingggg soo helplesssssss...i somehow got someone from the crowd (Well, there were enough gathered there by then..LOL)..to tell her that I would fucking die if she doesnt remove it.
And she finallyyyyyyy agreeed, and it was finallyyy out..fucking finnaallyyyy outt of my system!! What a fucking nightmre though..
MY urge to ONE AND ALL...do anything in life but never neverrrr hate yourself so much that go through a tongue piercing processs..
It sucks balls!!
But like they say, you can never be fucking prepared. It looked all rosy, when I walked into the piercing shop. The girl on the other side of the counter, displayed different designs to me, and I immediately knew my pick.
She took it in her hand, and suggested we should do a bigger size for me. I didnt argue, well its not like I knew anything more than what I had seen on the internet.. LOL.. So I was just going by the so called expert advice at the shop.
She said it wouldnt hurt much. Well, pretty much what my friends had told me. It didnt ease my mental pain any bit, but I was tooo convinced it wouldnt be THAT bad. She applied the sanitizer, and started piercing my tongue. FUCKKKKK YOUUU it DOESNT PAIN...It PAINSS like a motherfucking bitch dude!! She put it in and closed it. WoAHHHHHH what a fucking relieve..
Waitt nott reallyyyy..the REAL torture starts now!! So, the size was way bigger than what my mouth could handle. It WOULDNT just close..my mouth freaking not closee...Each time I would try..It would pain like a I wanna die..tears rollinggggggg down my eyess..my tongueeeee bleeeddddinggg like a river flowwing in full force..
I was not even able to talk..like utterrrr a wordd...And whore sat there looking at my face. After struggling for 10 mins, I managed to get hold of of a paper and pen and write down..REMOVE IT NOW. To which she says.."im sorrryyy mam you need to wait for two days.."
TWOOOOOOO daysss are you freaking kidding me..fucking im not able close my mouth for like 2 secs..i waa bleedddinnggg and bleeeding more..feeeeelliingggg soo helplesssssss...i somehow got someone from the crowd (Well, there were enough gathered there by then..LOL)..to tell her that I would fucking die if she doesnt remove it.
And she finallyyyyyyy agreeed, and it was finallyyy out..fucking finnaallyyyy outt of my system!! What a fucking nightmre though..
MY urge to ONE AND ALL...do anything in life but never neverrrr hate yourself so much that go through a tongue piercing processs..
It sucks balls!!
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